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Badbart
Saturday, 8/13/2005 5:14 PM
  Okay, the "response" section shoud be working again, so respond if you must (yes, Steve, I'm talking to you)...
 
Steve
Wednesday, 8/24/2005 10:38 PM
  Dear Sir or Madam, I assure you I have better things to do than use your webbage to post my vitriol-filled screeds exposing the government's involvement in a wide-ranging conspiracy to increase water flouridation while reducing the quality of the ball bearings produced in Kentucky. Let's just say Zombie Hitler and Ladybird Johnson were seen training phalanxes of atomic supermen, and leave it at that.
 
FBI
Wednesday, 8/24/2005 11:14 PM
  Steve, if that is your real name,
Be assured that we have captured your IP address and are, even now, locating your true identity as the first step to sending a brigade of thick-skulled stormtroopers to break down your door and ask you a series of mind numbingly irrelevant questions. There is no flouride in the water and the quality of Kentuckian ball bearing prodcution is in no way related to a plan which the FBI may, or may not, have in place in critical ball bearing producing facoties across Kentucky. While we will neither affirm nor deny claims of Zombie Hitler training atomic supermen, we can assert with full confidence that Ladybird Johnson is only "rumored" to have trained phalanxes of atomic supermen - there is no proof. None whatsoever. You would be wise to rethink your radical ways. Big Brother is watchig.

 
Steve
Thursday, 9/29/2005 9:14 PM
  Dear Sir or Madam, why do you insist on not posting new content? I have a very strict monthly check-Bart's-site schedule. Where am I supposed to get my monthly news and current events? Frankly, you have let me down, sir. I'll just have to get my news from the liberal media elite. See what you've done!?
 
Badbart
Friday, 9/30/2005 5:35 PM
  Yeah, I'm bad. I have lots of new content (I'm going to see Neil Gaiman tomorrow - if I'm not still deathly ill - and I saw Terry Pratchett last weekend), but I've been contemplating a redesign to the site, so I haven't posted anything. Maybe I'll do it this weekend if I can drag my sick, lazy butt out of bed...
 
Badbart
Friday, 10/14/2005 10:52 PM
  Steve, Steve, Steve...I had to fix your URL (you weren't supposed to include "HTTP://" in the address), so now I've gone and screwed up the order of the posts. Oh woe is me...woe and despair!
 


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